I may have mentioned from time to time that I am not a fan of either of my daughter’s cats, particularly this one. She’s a needy animal, more dog than cat and always in the way as she begs for affection.
I was pleased therefore that she decided to package herself for disposal. The box says “litter.” Litter is something you throw away because you are done with it. I am done with this cat.
Today is garbage day. My only question was whether this box belongs with the trash or the recycling.
Unfortunately I was overruled. The box is gone. The cat gets to stay. Life isn’t fair sometimes.
random thoughts from lorne 
Ah! My lawyer will get back to you!
Sorry, it’s a package deal.
I’ll take the cat, the girl can come and visit.
You want her? Pay for the shipping and she’s yours. Lots of accessories too, including a 24-year-old girl who appears to be attached to her.
The cat’s gorgeous.