I may have mentioned from time to time that I am not a fan of either of my daughter’s cats, particularly this one. She’s a needy animal, more dog than cat and always in the way as she begs for affection.
I was pleased therefore that she decided to package herself for disposal. The box says “litter.” Litter is something you throw away because you are done with it. I am done with this cat.
Today is garbage day. My only question was whether this box belongs with the trash or the recycling.
Unfortunately I was overruled. The box is gone. The cat gets to stay. Life isn’t fair sometimes.
random thoughts from lorne 
The cat’s gorgeous.
You want her? Pay for the shipping and she’s yours. Lots of accessories too, including a 24-year-old girl who appears to be attached to her.
I’ll take the cat, the girl can come and visit.
Sorry, it’s a package deal.
Ah! My lawyer will get back to you!