Category Humour
Turns Out I’m Dead
I’ve been feeling a little tired as 2020 draws to a close. You too perhaps – it has been a stressful year. Turns out I’m not as tired as I feel. I’m actually dead. That is me in the picture. This comes as a great surprise to me. I don’t feel dead. I don’t remember […]
Tuesday’s Smiles
Ten days before Christmas – time to lighten up a little.
Food For Thought
It is funny how people can sometimes think alike. Here we have signs at two zoos (or similar establishments) with the same theme. Which isn’t what you think it is. Both these signs work from the assumption that there are some people who are basically stupid. You and I don’t need signs warning us against […]
Today’s Thousand Words
The picture says it all, so I won’t add much to it. Just an example of Canadian humor from a commuter rail service in British Columbia.
Your Thursday COVID
Is it possible to go crazy in just seven days? Stir crazy at least. The Government of Canada, in its wisdom, says I have to stay indoors for two weeks upon entering the country. I agree with in theory, though in practice I can’t see what the harm would be if I were to go […]
Time To Smile
Time to smile a little today. I don’t need any reason other than that it is Thursday, do you? A few years back I suggested that anyone who wanted to get in on the ground floor of an expanding business should consider a career in tattoo removal. I stand by that assessment. This one should […]
Saturday Smiles
Let’s keep it light today. A selection of jokes for your Saturday. One Saturday morning in Whyte’s Auction House the bidding was proceeding furiously and strongly when the Chief Auctioneer suddenly announced, ‘A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand dollars. If returned, he will pay a reward of two thousand […]
Difference in Perspective
Another day, another extreme weather warning for Sulzburg. Why do I read these things? The weather app on my phone occasionally gives me alerts about unusual weather expected in my area. They are generated by the German meteorological service, so they have a feel of authority to them. What they don’t have is me taking […]
While The World Waits…
I spent most of Wednesday with CNN playing in the background as I worked. I wanted to know who was the winner in the US presidential election. I still want to know who won, but I am not listening anymore. I’ll find out when an announcement is made. Maybe Friday. At first I thought Donald […]
COVID Friday
It is Friday. I always like to end the week with something light and humorous. I leave it to you to decide whether jokes about COVID-19 are humorous. I wonder if this is a real product? If not, how long before it becomes one? Can you see a market for something like this? Me too. […]
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