Okay, I know it is a non-sequitur. But some days you wonder if there is a correlation.

When I first saw the statistic, I figured it was a joke, but there are too many respectable news outlets with the same story for it to be ‘fake news.’ And if you read the entire article, you will wonder about the basic knowledge of the American people – chocolate milk ignorance is only a small part of food illiteracy.

Mind you, maybe some people were playing games with the survey takers. I have been known to lament on the deaths of millions of innocent tofu, sacrificed for those with a craving for Asian food.