I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this. Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips. Fact 3: You just tried it. Fact 4: You’re smiling. Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again. Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5. Fact 8: You just checked it. Fact 9: You’re smiling again. Fact 10: You like this and you’re going to give me another smile!
I have no idea where I picked this up, so I can’t give credit where credit is due. Its been sitting n my computer for a couple of years – I still think it is funny.
And then of course there is this one I heard years ago:
And that’s it for your Friday. Tomorrow I might not be as funny, but I will be more original.