I have no idea where I got this one. I really need to pay more attention when I see these things online. That way at least I can give credit where credit is due.
If I was more computer literate I’d fix the grammatical error, but that sort of skill is beyond me.
random thoughts from lorne 
#1 and #7 sound like a Noah’s Ark sermon application you might get in a United Church.
Or most churches really. I thought #1 was good advice. #7 of course is inaccurate when you actually read the text. And I’ve been to some very conservative United churches – the denomination is very different depending on where in the country you are and whether it is an urban or rural setting.