Donald Trump has emailed me three times today, despite my repeated pleas to take my name off his list because I’m not an American. He just doesn’t listen. I imagine there will be more emails tonight and Tuesday.

He also asked me to make a campaign donation. He didn’t specify what the money was for, but I imagine the post-voting riots cost money.

He also thanked me for endlessly supporting him. I didn’t realize that is what I have been doing. I’ve been mostly ignoring the US election since I don’t have a vote and their electoral mess depresses me. Or would if I followed it.

Trump says he is waiting up tonight to hear from me, so can I just click the link to let him know if I am voting for him again? Except, I didn’t vote for him the first time he ran. Or the second time. That would have been illegal.

Can someone tell Mr. Trump he can go to bed – he won’t be hearing from me. Unless he happens to read this post.